If I ever get mad just walk around in a thong and life will be ok
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Anonymous asked:
God damn, you are fucking sexy.
hotupinthesix answered:
I’m not fucking sexy yet, I will be fucking sexy when I’m fucking my girl friend. S/O to you baby, you’re sexy
1 .Let her wear her red lipstick. It makes her feel beautiful and sexy at the same time. Respect it as well, don’t you dare smudge it. But when you get behind closed doors, don’t stop her from painting a masterpiece on your skin with her lips.
2. Don’t let her go to sleep without hearing your voice.
3. Flowers are never ever a bad idea, even when you don’t have a reason for giving them.
4. Wash her hair in the shower. You have no idea how relaxing it is.
5. Reassure her you love her. She’ll always worry about you leaving, you’ll learn why.
6. She’ll talk about her past when she’s ready, don’t push it.
7. Telling her she’s beautiful never hurts.
8. Give in sometimes even when you shouldn’t. She’s fought her whole life, it’s the last thing she wants to do.
9. Get drunk and stay in. She’ll spend most of her time confessing how much she loves you, and the rest of the night showing you.
10. She likes when you rub her back, but don’t touch her feet.
11. When she shaves her legs insist on feeling them.
12. She likes to talk about books, and loves when you write poetry about the color of her hair.
13. She hates to repeat herself, so listen closely.
14. Tell her stories about when you first fell for her, she loves to hear them.
15. Let her know when you’re having a bad day, not only will she appreciate the warning, she’ll do all she can to make it better.
16. When you count your blessings, count her twice. You really are so lucky to have her in your life.
how you keep her (via olivia-ross)
Find your sexy pet name using this handy dandy chart
Carbon copy of this picture ❀
The first letter of your first name:
A: Donkey B: Yummy C: Baby D: Honey E: Snuggle F: Boo Boo G: Smelly H: Cookie I: Hottie J: Thunder K: Creamy L: Bulky M: Jiggly N: Spanky O: Mookie P: Honey Q: Pissy R: Kitty S: Fire T: Big Ol’ U: Bearded V: Pooky W: Tiny X: Poo-poo Y: Hulky Z: Pudding
The first letter of your last name:
A: Bear B: Buns C: Cha-cha’s D: Snooch E: Cakes F: Hole G: Crotch H: Booty I: Bunny J: Butt K: Nipples L: Nubblies M: Ass N: Butts O: Thighs P: Lips Q: Tits R: Nuts S: Trousers T: Ta-ta’s U: Buffness V: Nubs W: Nukes X: Jubblies Y: Daddy Z: Balls
T H U N D E R N I P P L E S ? ? ? ? ? ?
Donkey Nuts
Thunder nuts
Hi. I’m Kitty Ass. And you are?
Big Ol’ Buns. Accurate.
Donkey trousers……really?
Thunder balls ⚡️
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
- it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
- it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
- it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
- what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences
Everyone needs to reblog this.
Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way
abbi-gale-emer asked:
How would you exsplain your girlfriend in five words? (Please don't pick words like hot/sexy I want genuine words.)
thatonebl0nde answered:
Breathtaking, mind-blowing, ravishing, intelligent, witty, kinky, (can I have 7 instead of 5?), astonishing, gorgeous, selfless, considerate, (ok so there’s 10 instead of 5 sorry).
Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way